Wordscapes® Dr. Dag Help!!!! Dealing Mitt Das Craziness

Dear brick users und stick losers: I should start by mentioning zat my vife hass not returned. Life iss on ze whole, more qviet und ze food iss not too good. I am getting tired of carrots. Not having somebody to remind you to clip your toenails iss difficult. Zome stuff you get used to. Getting used to being crazy iss a method used by zhose who are afraid to zeek treatment or to admit to needing it. Zhis can be easier zhan long hours of conversation or hits on ze head vith a stick. Life is filled vith lousy choices. Suggesting a suicide iss zomething I haff often been tempted to do. Death iss appearing to be qvite relaxed. It can solve problems for everybody. I never giff into ziss temptation because treating ze deadt is not only difficult it iss actually not necessary - vich iss bat for za business. A note to my patients here: If you decide to terminating ze use of your life, do not think you vill escape my bill. Read ze fine print in your contract und you vill see zhat ze full amount iss deducted from your estate. A reason to live yes? I am thinking zat I vill be thinking more on ze suicide angle und giff you curious fiends a full treatment on ziss very interesting subject in a future column....unless, off course, ze Bern Halfredt clinic cures zat Dr. Dag und causes me to disappear in a puff of logic. I miss my vife, how could she spend time mitt zat cigar smoking fraud in Berne? If he iss my delusional double, vhat does he haff zat I don't? Ve alvays tell people: "You haff to believe in yourself." I am having a difficulty in zhis area just now. It iss okay to be crazy iff you are a psychiatrist. After all most of us took an interest in craziness because of personal acquaintances mitt it, und it iss a good idea to turn a problem into an advantage or even an income. It iss also comforting to realize zhat although ve are crazy, it iss easy to listen to ze craziness of others and take a dark comfort from ziss tvisted misery - all ze vhile thinking:" Whew. I'm nuts but I'm not zatt badt as ziss poor fool." It iss a very good way to get used to being nutty. Society is likely to observe:" Look at Him/Her - as crazy as a duck but vat a nice house unt boat unt Mercedes unt Lear Jet." It makes das professional craziness look good enough to vant. Unfortunately for me, realizing zat my double is delusional does not make him go avay. Aaaaccch, but zat iss das life no? Zo, come to visit me for a most interesting time. Bring carrots please because ze fridge iss empty. From crazy no one iss exempted, zo if treatment makes you tempted, drop by mitt your brain, und be happy again. Your main goal in life, Dr. Dag