Dear Hugo Pogotini

Since you have stopped treatment you have become more and more crazy. Now Church you are going to? Do you speak to Gott now Mr. Ramblin'? You need lots of help and believe me Gott is busy. He iss talking to me only, and sometimes I help him with his speeches. Take mein advice, stay out of church und just valk das gogs- is better for whysical health. Mental health iss another matter! Here iss three more colums of solid common sense psychiatric advice, the kind loved by your electronic visitors. Hope you like them. If not, perhaps you are mad and need immediate treatment.

Sanest regards
Dr. Dag Halfredt