Hello Crazy People And Those Who Are Not Sure

Vell, tings are all vright with me, except for za fact zat my disociative double is making a good practise in Berne unt I am wondering if I have to claim his income on my tax return. Or, if he is za real me unt I am a figment of his diseased imagination, perhaps I do not need to file mein income. Just try asking the tax department about zat problem. You see? Vat problems you think you haff, are nothing. My revolutionary brand of Brain Care is catching on. As soon as patients see za carrots unt stick they become very motivated for either a cure or another psychiatrist. Speed and precision are my selling points. I still make money even if you visit only once for a few seconds. Yesterday I hadt a patient who ran in, stood in za middle of the room and screamed "Where have all the flowers gone?" I picked up my stick and said "Iss February idiot, they are deadt." And THWACK, just like that, I cured him.

Lots of stuff in life can drive you crazy. Nowadays, no one has time to get crazy. I am old enough to know that it has been more than thirty years since crazinesss was in fashion. It is unfortunate that Globalization has destroyed the art in insanity. There is just as much if not more dark babbling madness out there but everyone iss in denial. I vatch TV unt I see politicians, theologians, academics and all sorts of other "movers unt shakers" talking, who are as crazy as a duck. Give me ten minutes with zem and a good ztick. Pow! A better vorld!

Vat about you? Don’t you really need help? Of course you do! Avail yourself to my vast pent up visdom unt you will be a new person (or at least a better old one). Brain care should be your main care.

Until next time: Dr Dag Halfredt sane care for brain care.