Enough about me! How are you? Still wondering vether to submit to brain repair? Don’t take chances mitt your brain! Dey are pretty important you know. Vas it Rene Descarte who zaid "I tink zerefore I am."? Vich iz of course rubbish because ve all know zose who do not tink udt zey still are zere! Zis means zat repair is important because neizer za problem or za person is going to go avay. Right? Zo get on it funseekers, book now unt avoid dissappointment (or zis appointment!).

People azk me: just how important iz a brain anyways? Dey zee Kidney Foundations, Lung Foundations, Liver Foundations, Heart Foundations, Spine Foundations, etc. etc but no Brain Foundations. It iz easy to assume zat brains are not important. "Get a good laptop," zhey say, "and forget about having to tink." Vell zis is just not true. I have busy executives coming to see me and some of zem have USB sockets in zeir heads. Zey can’t fool Dr. Dag. Zey are not using zere head! I know, because I am professional. If I didn’t tink brains vas important I vould be Kidney care specialist or somezing. Most of us professionals find brains as quite important and many are useful, if zhey are vorking correctly.

Zo, you can bring zome vimpy Canadian problems to me unt I vill fix you up. I vas zaying before I left, zat I vould stoop to answering a few letters of enquiry. Vat is wrong, are you scared to? Remember, by mail you cannot be reached mitt carrots or sticks, so get brave unt "drop me a line" as zey zay. Until next time, if you are becoming insane, you should be coming to me.

Dr. Dag Halfredt (I’m pretty sure..)